Today my wife went shopping for 7 hours and hit all the stores she could to finish out the Christmas shopping for our 5 kids. This I was extremely thankful for because I didn’t have to do it. When she came home I was like WTF!? while me and my 2 year old was greeting her at the door. There she stood with opaque plastic bags of clothes for her and about 4 other bags with the same great features. There was this one bag though that contained all the presents (mostly for the 2 year old which was standing with me).

Fucking Kay-Bee toys decided they would bless us with clear giant bags. I felt so good that I probably will never shop there again. I wonder who in management thought,”You know we should be a little more transparent during the holidays.” Whoever it was…you’re a moron. So now of course I have to deal with a 2-yr old crying for these presents that I have to wrap with a sheet. I know most of you are saying well why didn’t your wife hide it…she has the distinct pleasure of reading this when I finish.

Ok there is my rant for today. I feel better, and hopefully tomorrow will bring me something even better.