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5 Reasons the Rape Sloth Fucking Rocks

adam-sloth

I am a meme lurker. There are many that I really enjoy, and those are the ones I want to highlight. I am a web surfer so I see the latest and greatest memes that hit the interwebs and once in a while I feel like sharing. This one is special, because it’s also the first time I place a ... Read More »

Sending D-Pics

Censored Dick Pics

I wanted to clear the air before the next installment of B-Holes Like Us. I know this is more than likely not necessary but Arron will insist at the end to send me D-pics. While normally I do like free shit, I am asking all men of all sizes to refrain from sending in any kinds of D-pics unless they ... Read More »

Soundcloud is Going to Consume Me

Enjoy Soundcloud

I discovered Soundcloud about 24 hours ago. I was hunting places to put our podcast out on the interwebs and I found myself at Soundcloud, which I am eloping with. I have been spending all my time on Facebook and forget that my ears have been neglected. Why do I do that? I get hooked on reading and forget that ... Read More »

Based on Assumption, I am Tired This Morning

I am fucking tired

It seems that sleeping for only 4-5 hours every night for months eventually catches up to you. This morning being no exception, I am tired. I know you are reading this and wondering how it is possible for someone like myself to need more than 1-2 hours per night, and I assure you that I am really fucking tired. I ... Read More »

Possible Obama $850B Stimilus?…I’m In

Big Stacks of Money

Ok I have been watching the government doing their best to spend our money. This one is going to top anything I thought I would ever witness in my lifetime. I know those in Washington call the shots and they are all very educated but to me I feel like they are not connecting their intelligence to our goals. I ... Read More »

Wikipedia and Me

Finally a Page

Wikipedia and I need to have a talk. Well, maybe a write off or something. If I could write something to Wikipedia as a whole it would be something like this: Dear Wikipedia, You’re special in many ways, but you’re not complete. You are missing me. I know, I know…I am not a rockstar, a pornstar, a mass murderer, Hollywood ... Read More »

Wal-Mart and Covert Name Brand Competition

Wal-Mart is the biggest of the big.

As I walked the giant mall-like Wal-Mart with my family this evening we found our way to the food section where the giant retailer does it’s down and dirty competition against well established name brands. Though I know many realize this trickery that Wally world uses, some still don’t see it. Let’s face it, Sam Walden’s dream takes a PR ... Read More »

If I Was a Dollar Bill

Dollar Bill

Could you imagine being a dollar bill? No I am not high, I just thought this would be a neat experience in creative writing which I know nothing about. Think about how many people you would touch on a daily basis or even in a year. Being freshly minted and cut from my brothers and sisters on a sheet of ... Read More »

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