1849:Pilgrims Hit Gay Rock 158K Sq Miles Big

The Map of the U.S.Like the United States the west coast was discovered through the gold rush of 1849. There was promises of riches and desires to find something better. These pilgrims never would of known it, but they hit one of the gayest rocks ever known to man. Like kryptonite for the heterosexual the California landscapes has battered and beaten even some of the strongest wills known to man. California used to hang in a straight fashion before being inhabited by people. You see clearly in the picture that pre-1849 looks quite different than today’s spooning Nevada-look. Well today on May 15th, 2008 we learned Gay Marriage is good to go (which was no surprise by a long shot, they probably needed a couple years after MA to calm down from being pissed they weren’t the first). Those gay guys looked so happy on the court steps that I could imagine how they would celebrate their night in their arms rubbing chest hair…ohh now that’s special. Continue reading

Church: Get Out There and Believe in Green Guys

AlienGo ahead and do it! You are now free of the possible phone calls from the Vatican at Midnight while star gazing as of today when you even mumble that you believe in UFO’s or those pesky green Martians that continually probe our nation’s finest in areas that are less than desirable. So as of today I am going to tell everyone that I believe in aliens and I am going right to the nearest church to tell them I do as well. I will proceed to start drawing UFO pictures in the pews during the sermon and leave them everywhere. I mean hell, it’s a celebration now! I think the first picture I color will be my Priest holding my hand (with adult supervision of course) and me holding a Martian’s hand like a little family. Galileo and those persecuted in the past for thinking the sun was the center to today in which I have the freedom to think carbon actually inspired life elsewhere on a possible habitable planet in another galaxy. All I can say is damn am I so lucky to live in a free society where church is so forgiving. Continue reading

Black People Can’t Swim

I was enjoying my daily dose of Yahoo News this evening only to learn that black people can’t swim, or at least 60% of them can’t. The big plan is to target inner city kids and start teaching them how to swim. I think this is a great opportunity to reach them before a tsunami hits the inner city or pool purchases in the apartment complexes shoot through the roof. I know last time I walked through Atlanta or NYC, I had come close to drowning in the pool just off the patch of a shopping center. It was close but luckily there were white kids there to save me. If I remember correctly there were 5 of them and all 5 jumped in to save me. Continue reading

That White Guy Barack Has a Chance

This year’s Presidential race is interesting to say the least. What were the odds of having a young white guy, an old white guy, and a woman running for that one seat? Normally we as Americans have always choosen an older white male for our President. Now we have youth and a woman competing. Perhaps 2008 will be the changing tide. I don’t know how many people enjoy Opie and Anthony, but in the way that they regard Hiliary Clinton is the same as I do. I think to date, Beatrice Oneil had it right as he said,”She is the worst speaker ever, she is so fake”. So in my opinion it is not that women don’t have a place as President, but rather, that particular woman. She is one of the worst choices the gender could be putting up.  Continue reading

Peacock Effect

Often I spend time in my neighborhood seeing activities take place from the kids hanging out to random shootings. My neighborhood is distant from what I grew up knowing. In many ways it has directly affected the way I look at the world from an all color world to a world of black. When I came to my neighborhood I found a house I wanted to buy and settle into. I didn’t know the people yet, I didn’t understand the social dynamics. I grew up in New England where race itself is mutual in the way people are treated, respected, and live with each other. I didn’t view one color from another differently. Continue reading