Author Archives: Adam

America: Oil for Food, Houses for Gas

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The United States has evolved over many years as an exciting, fast paced way to your golden dreams. Other countries have not had quite the same history of luxury and riches of the USA. Looking back just a decade ago we had the “Oil for Food” program which was intended to help the Iraqi citizens survive the sanctions against that country by trading oil for food. The people of Iraq received the things they needed to live while the money they received helped rebuild the country of Kuwait after Saddam Hussein try toppling it.

Much in the same though we are working here in our own country under a new program seemed to be newly adopted by our greedy bankers and oil companies. The new “Houses for Gas” program seems to be working not as well as the other program did. In this program People give back their houses to the banks in exchange to be able to by gas for their cars. However, in this triangle, the money is then given to Big Oil so they can claim the largest profits in the history of the world, and the bankers receive dead property. It’s got a little twist in it and people don’t really understand it just yet. Instead of everyone winning in this program, only Big Oil wins. Continue reading →

To Much Internet On the Brain

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The internet itself takes a large portion of my day. Any tasks from online banking to chatting on Yahoo Messenger makes it through my common day to day routines. This morning I woke up and took a shower. Afterwards I was brushing my teeth when I heard the same noise YIM makes when someone IM’s me. I looked around and it was completely silent. I went to my computer to see if I had received a message. I had not received any at this point. Now I am starting to hear my computer even when i am far away from it. Continue reading →

Hiliary Clinton, A Real Choice…

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People from all walks of life are being bombarded with the Obama and Hilary talk from all spectrum’s of the media. The media wants us to devour the fight on race, sex, age, and anything else that might have us wound in a ball in front of the television set like we can change anything but the channel. I am no political science major, or even a freshman politician for my home town. However, I can easily answer the question everyone is asking about Hilary. The same thing question on my XM Radio and my CNN. Everyone thinks Hilary is losing because she is a woman. Everyone thinks Obama is winning because he is Black (well 50% anyways). We assume this becuase America MUST be divided in some shape or form otherwise we couldn’t possibly be seen as that diversified country with problems from around the world.

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Becareful with the Value Meal

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I was at Burger King today getting lunch with my family. My son said he wanted the chicken tenders so I glanced up at the Kid’s Meal section. The kids meal was $3.49, and completely understandable. This meal came with 4 tenders and enough fries to fill a little guy up no problem. However, being the penny pinching American I am, I decided to do a price comparison (this is the internet shopper in me) with the rest of the menu. This is where “Google meets the Real World” actually hurts businesses. I spotted the number 13 being the Chicken Tender Value Meal with 8 pieces for $3.79. So for $.30 more the little guy has to suffer without the toy but there appears 4 more tenders. Continue reading →

If I Was a Dollar Bill

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Could you imagine being a dollar bill? No I am not high, I just thought this would be a neat experience in creative writing which I know nothing about. Think about how many people you would touch on a daily basis or even in a year. Being freshly minted and cut from my brothers and sisters on a sheet of paper I would find myself going through extreme security at the U.S. Mint into some bank. At this point I could go out in several ways. Perhaps someone would walk in and take me through a bank robbery then I could have that feeling of evil and hiding out somewhere inside a canvas bag smelling the sweat of the criminal that took me.

Maybe I could be taken through the teller window and placed into some wallet of a guy that is heading to the local strip join. I could sit on the table enjoying the women of the pole until the right one comes by, then I could be aggressively shoved into a g-string or guarder belt where I could feel the soft skin of a women trying to feed 3 kids at home. As I am counted with 50 other ones that were collected throughout the night and I can sit and hope she will tuck me, the special one, into the bra so I could get a cheap feel of her breast. This could be that skanky dream I have been looking for now that I write this. I could be lucky enough to be spent at the local grocery store in exchange for 2 bottles of baby food. Continue reading →

Back From Taking Time Off

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It’s been a very busy year so far and I have been resting a bit, organizing some, and developing new ideas that I can try for my websites. Sometimes I can become very wrapped up in projects I work on and I need to step out of the box. This blog is suppose to be my outlet for what i want to talk about and I have neglected it a bit. I need to quit doing that as I want people to come and enjoy what I have to say.

I will be trying to post more frequently as I return from vacation and try to get my hands back into writing more. I will also be posting more things I think are realistic and not just rants.

Slander…Really?

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slan·der      [slan-der] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation –noun

1. defamation; calumny: rumors full of slander.
2. a malicious, false, and defamatory statement or report: a slander against his good name.
3. Law. defamation by oral utterance rather than by writing, pictures, etc.

–verb (used with object)

4. to utter slander against; defame.

–verb (used without object)

5. to utter or circulate slander.

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Christmas Day: No Penis Enhancer’s or Lotto Winning…Almost

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A true disappointment today was, as I woke up on the lovely morning of December 25th, 2007…or as the majority of us like to call it, Christmas Day. I began my normal routine, a shower, and shave. Then I went to check on the Christmas tree and finally off to the computer to check all 53 email accounts I have for various websites I run. I expected no business mail what’s so ever, but to my dismay I also had no junk mail.

Now on this day I expect all the local stores to be closed and not to be able to get much done, but since when is SPAM able to have the day off? I want to know if the people behind these messages actually have paid holidays and vacation time. If there is one thing I thought I could count on is to receive in the upwards of 50 emails a day telling me how I can take my hog to another level with pills that will give me an additional 3”. I was wrong though, Outlook locked up on me and there it all was waiting for me to delete it, all 48 emails. Continue reading →

Your Mamma Jokes

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I thought these had died out in the 90’s but it seems not. I was hit with a couple the other day but they weren’t funny. It was like the guy just wanted to get my goat by telling me he had sex with my mom. I am smarter than the average bear though and I know he did not, but he did seem creepy enough to do it. Some people you just have to base on their looks and then take personality in consideration later.

There are some things to remember if you’re going to get people with these jokes. The first thing you have to remember is to make sure you’re not odd looking enough for someone to believe you really did (this could be challenging for some). Once you have achieved step one proceed to lay down the law with a great punch line. Make the punch line something like ,” and she is still at my house.” Be aware that I may call your house to see if you’re lying. It’s tough to trust moms, especially when these rumors could be true. Lastly, try to update your jokes from the 90’s. We have all heard “Your mamma is so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters land on her”.

Thinking about it, I wonder if the gay community has the same problem with dad jokes. I don’t know the response I would have if someone came to me with a “I fucked your dad last night”. That would probably make me cry.

Kay-Bee Toys Sucks This Season

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Today my wife went shopping for 7 hours and hit all the stores she could to finish out the Christmas shopping for our 5 kids. This I was extremely thankful for because I didn’t have to do it. When she came home I was like WTF!? while me and my 2 year old was greeting her at the door. There she stood with opaque plastic bags of clothes for her and about 4 other bags with the same great features. There was this one bag though that contained all the presents (mostly for the 2 year old which was standing with me).

Fucking Kay-Bee toys decided they would bless us with clear giant bags. I felt so good that I probably will never shop there again. I wonder who in management thought,”You know we should be a little more transparent during the holidays.” Whoever it was…you’re a moron. So now of course I have to deal with a 2-yr old crying for these presents that I have to wrap with a sheet. I know most of you are saying well why didn’t your wife hide it…she has the distinct pleasure of reading this when I finish.

Ok there is my rant for today. I feel better, and hopefully tomorrow will bring me something even better.