Author Archives: Adam

Based on Assumption, I am Tired This Morning

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I am fucking tiredIt seems that sleeping for only 4-5 hours every night for months eventually catches up to you. This morning being no exception, I am tired. I know you are reading this and wondering how it is possible for someone like myself to need more than 1-2 hours per night, and I assure you that I am really fucking tired. I mean sleepy, not sick and tired of repeating something.

So how do I know I am tired and not grumpy? I get this feeling of frustration and droopy eyes for the first hour or so. Then I drink coffee or tea and the same result happens. Actually I drag ass around the house until I can think of something miserable I can write on 2kgs and if I can’t write anything I usually just curl up in a ball somewhere in the kitchen and cry. If that doesn’t work I surf for pornography and new brake pads for my car on Amazon. If all else fails I try to watch Nova until I can fall back asleep only to find out I can’t fall back asleep. I am not proud that I can’t sleep.

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I Am Back and I Hate Cable Advertising

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I hate commercialsYes I know it’s been a while. I needed a break, a long break. I took a long hiatus to focus on what I wanted to be and I think I have found it. I built a few new blogs and honed in my writing a bit more. It’s now 12:19am and I am in a Super 8 hotel in NM. Before you ask if it could be worse, the answer is always yes. So to take out some tension and do what I do best I figured instead of staring at the white ceiling and white walls I would write a blog. I have been agitated all night trying to watch TV.

One thing you should know about me is that I have not had cable TV since I left GA in 2008. I hate cable TV and I hate that I have to pay for basic cable just to have internet since the package is cheaper than internet by itself. My silent protest is never hooking up the basic cable to my TV since I moved to Albuquerque. With that said, I have been trying to enjoy my TV tonight in the hotel room. There is one issue though, there is more ads than show. Now it seems that shows have 4-5 pauses for commercials and the commercials are some of the worst I have ever experienced.

I understand that advertisers need to be brought in to pay for the content and it’s my right to turn off the cable if I so choose, however, when is too many commercials? I am spoiled by Netflix. No commercials, and plenty of content for me to enjoy. I tried Hulu but I minus well just pay for cable since they are just loaded with unbearable commercials. I just can’t seem to win which is why I am borderline on cutting the cord completely. Continue reading →

Possible Obama $850B Stimilus?…I’m In

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Ok I have been watching the government doing their best to spend our money. This one is going to top anything I thought I would ever witness in my lifetime. I know those in Washington call the shots and they are all very educated but to me I feel like they are not connecting their intelligence to our goals. I get the big picture so don’t worry, I promise I am no fool. So with big numbers like a possible $850B stimulus package look at us in the face we are looking to bolster jobs, repair roads, up the anti on schools and education, and take on lots of domestic projects. As a non-democrat I still stand and applaud the efforts to jump start our domestic programs which has been missing for a long time. We have been a country of taking care of others before ourselves for far to long. (It’s a secret, I am actually starting to dig Obama a little…but don’t tell anyone.) Continue reading →

Black Friday Upon Me Again

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I know my readers are just dying to hear what I did on Black Friday so I decided to write a little about my day to show my personal side a bit more. As I heard endless commercials through the week in preparation for Black Friday I waited anxiously for the day of unbelievable sales to smother me in a bank account draining passion. I thought about people stampeding me to get that extra 20% off on the hair dryer, and the deep discount on the plasma TV. I barely could sleep Thursday night, but this is mostly attributed to my knee aches and borderline restless leg syndrome. Continue reading →

ShamWow: Beware of Imitators

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Lately I found myself watching infomercials more as the election is getting near. I figured if I was going to hear sales pitches all night I might as well hear it from a guy I actually want something from. That being said last night I was curled up comfortably in my bed watching TV and Shamwow came on. Holy shit! Vince is incredible. I wish I could hire him and send him into places I sell things to. I would make him wear that giant microphone everywhere he went even if it wasn’t even plugged in. That would actually just be part of the dress code: Polo shirt, slacks, and a giant black microphone that covers half your face. Continue reading →

Music Industry Out of Touch with SanDisk Music

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Today’s music world is not like what many of us grew up with. We have moved from vinyl to 8 tracks then over to cassettes to finally come to a resting stop using CD’s. The music industry has enjoyed years of profits from a physical medium which music rides on. The difference in today’s world is they are at a loss with today’s digital world. Instead of embracing the digital world in which a majority of people are able to download from the internet they turn to another physical medium.

 

Today’s announcement of releasing albums on SanDisk memory cards couldn’t be further from reality of what really needs to be done. It’s said that you will be provided with ways to unlock music using a dongle and buy these 1GB memory cards at the same price of a current CD. These companies’s don’t get it. We don’t need more memory cards. Many people have plenty in which we download music onto them and have the ability to delete and replace with music we like. Why would any smart business person think this is going to be profitable? Continue reading →

I Found My Presidential Candidate

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You heard this Republican guy right, I finally found him. All this hoopla about change, a woman possibly being the President, or how McCain is too old and he slipped right by. I was enjoying my evening with Glenn Beck this evening (which I always enjoy). He did a full hour with Bob Barr on his evening show. He asked all the real questions and did a fantastic one on one. This guy is awesome, no I take that back. This guy is fucking awesome! Why do I say this? He is what I was looking for this whole time. I gave him a standing ovation at the end of the program, which I admit there was no reason to since I was alone. This guy deserves the big F’n awesome. That’s highly reserved though for someone special. Continue reading →

So Congress Has 12%

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I had the luxury of reading that our congressional arm to include both the Congress and House of Representatives has hit an all time low of 12%. This is the lowest number in history for an institution. Yet, with speculation from our leaders there, the main reason for this low is the economy, high gas prices, and the war. I guess they skim over things like a steroid chase in major league sports. There seems to be no regard that the American public could care less about Roger Clemens and his testimony in Congress. Continue reading →

1849:Pilgrims Hit Gay Rock 158K Sq Miles Big

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The Map of the U.S.Like the United States the west coast was discovered through the gold rush of 1849. There was promises of riches and desires to find something better. These pilgrims never would of known it, but they hit one of the gayest rocks ever known to man. Like kryptonite for the heterosexual the California landscapes has battered and beaten even some of the strongest wills known to man. California used to hang in a straight fashion before being inhabited by people. You see clearly in the picture that pre-1849 looks quite different than today’s spooning Nevada-look. Well today on May 15th, 2008 we learned Gay Marriage is good to go (which was no surprise by a long shot, they probably needed a couple years after MA to calm down from being pissed they weren’t the first). Those gay guys looked so happy on the court steps that I could imagine how they would celebrate their night in their arms rubbing chest hair…ohh now that’s special. Continue reading →

Church: Get Out There and Believe in Green Guys

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AlienGo ahead and do it! You are now free of the possible phone calls from the Vatican at Midnight while star gazing as of today when you even mumble that you believe in UFO’s or those pesky green Martians that continually probe our nation’s finest in areas that are less than desirable. So as of today I am going to tell everyone that I believe in aliens and I am going right to the nearest church to tell them I do as well. I will proceed to start drawing UFO pictures in the pews during the sermon and leave them everywhere. I mean hell, it’s a celebration now! I think the first picture I color will be my Priest holding my hand (with adult supervision of course) and me holding a Martian’s hand like a little family. Galileo and those persecuted in the past for thinking the sun was the center to today in which I have the freedom to think carbon actually inspired life elsewhere on a possible habitable planet in another galaxy. All I can say is damn am I so lucky to live in a free society where church is so forgiving. Continue reading →