Lately I found myself watching infomercials more as the election is getting near. I figured if I was going to hear sales pitches all night I might as well hear it from a guy I actually want something from. That being said last night I was curled up comfortably in my bed watching TV and Shamwow came on. Holy shit! Vince is incredible. I wish I could hire him and send him into places I sell things to. I would make him wear that giant microphone everywhere he went even if it wasn’t even plugged in. That would actually just be part of the dress code: Polo shirt, slacks, and a giant black microphone that covers half your face.
Beyond the mic though is this shamme, I mean Shamwow that dries Olympic swimmers, cars, boats, RV’s, elephants, and even other Shawows. Everytime it comes on TV I seem to become glued to it. I start thinking about ways I could use it to go green. Like for instance if I lined my clothes dryer with them my clothes would be completely dry in like three revolutions. If that isn’t saving the planet then I don’t know what is. What if the military invested in this technology or even FEMA. The next flood for a hurricane we could carpet bomb the flooded area with these unquenchable towels and we could stop the billions in loses. This product has changed my life. I no longer need Kleenex’s to blow my nose, or my sleeve to wipe my tears on.
The only part I didn’t like was the last line in the sales pitch: beware of imitators. I mean what balls to be like the 5th one out the gate on a product like this and call out the previous four that were first. That’s like me inventing the hot dog right now and telling you to beware of Oscar Myer because they are imitators. It was mind boggling that they would even have to include this statement. I am obviously posting this to so Vince will read it and think about removing that line. I’m sure he will be by soon. So Vince, please don’t use the statement as it makes you look uninformed, but you at least have a nice mic.
I think the last thing I should cover is safety for these products. Since they didn’t cover them it’s only fair that I do. ShamWow’s should not be used for floatation devices, bandages, inside the mouth, or as a shock blanket. Safety first is the motto on this blog and remember, I am looking out for you. We have now adapted a new motto though effective immediatly, “Beware of immitators.”
Before buying this product we do suggest reading the Shamwow reviews.