Lately I found myself watching infomercials more as the election is getting near. I figured if I was going to hear sales pitches all night I might as well hear it from a guy I actually want something from. That being said last night I was curled up comfortably in my bed watching TV and Shamwow came on. Holy shit! Vince is incredible. I wish I could hire him and send him into places I sell things to. I would make him wear that giant microphone everywhere he went even if it wasn’t even plugged in. That would actually just be part of the dress code: Polo shirt, slacks, and a giant black microphone that covers half your face. Continue reading →