We used to have just a regular Walmart nice choice of pretty much everything but groceries. So some dumb shit decided we needed a Super Walmart. Now mind you we are a small town population of 5037 in 2000 I am guessing less now. Anyway we had 2 very nice grocery stores an IGA and a Marsh Super Market. So hello Super Walmart and good-bye 2 grocery stores. So I go to Walmart looking for clips for my flag pole…no luck. So I thought ok maybe if I look for a American flag or flag kit the clips would be close to that.

I walked that store 2 times looking. Finally I go to the front desk where can I find a American flag or flag kit? I was told to check stationary. I said NO I am looking for an actual flag, pole and line you know that type thing. I was told I don’t think we carry those you might try back at home and garden? Well I had been to home and garden 2 times already and did not want to go a third time. So I just said “Well hell of course you don’t carry them your a Super Walmart. You had to get rid of the American flag, sheets, towels, curtains, rugs, 1/2 of your clothing, to make room for your grocery section!”

And speaking of grocery section have you ever tried shopping for groceries at Walmart. Maybe it’s just me or just our Super Walmart but I do not like having to walk to the other side of the entire store to get cat food, I do not like waiting in long lines with ice cream in my cart can’t they take out some more items we all need and make a check out for grocery only? Maybe I am just set in my ways of how I used to shop for food. When the vinegar was where it should be instead of in a place it takes you an hour to find. Or when the I want to treat my niece to some home made chicken and noodles and the chicken broth might as well be hidden up some chickens ass.

And if you have to follow a special diet GOOD LUCK! If you have to have sugar free they carry one (1) low sugar cereal, 1 sugar free pudding, 1 sugar free ice cream. And if you want onions trust me grow your own! I guess you get my point! But hell they sale beer and wine so you can buy a ton of that to drown away the anger of just how SUPER Walmart really is!