Like the United States the west coast was discovered through the gold rush of 1849. There was promises of riches and desires to find something better. These pilgrims never would of known it, but they hit one of the gayest rocks ever known to man. Like kryptonite for the heterosexual the California landscapes has battered and beaten even some of the strongest wills known to man. California used to hang in a straight fashion before being inhabited by people. You see clearly in the picture that pre-1849 looks quite different than today’s spooning Nevada-look. Well today on May 15th, 2008 we learned Gay Marriage is good to go (which was no surprise by a long shot, they probably needed a couple years after MA to calm down from being pissed they weren’t the first). Those gay guys looked so happy on the court steps that I could imagine how they would celebrate their night in their arms rubbing chest hair…ohh now that’s special.

Everything CA brings to the table is either liberal or gay with almost little to blend itself into the rest of America. Don’t get me wrong, not everyone in CA is gay, but there is enough on TV, magazines, stereotypes, and in the news to make you think that the state will bend so much more till it’s a complete circle. It’s hard to believe this was even a court hearing at all and not just a few phones calls to say,”Ya, I’m fine with that.” I mean the surprise was to the point of being equal to Iowa calling me to tell me they are going to start farming corn. Either way I have no hog in this fight and take the stance that I wish a lot more men would get together so there’s less competition on the home front. It’s only the bi-sexuals I have a problem. Take a position and stick with it. I hate people that tetter totter.

As a man that pays another woman after divorce I do look forward to seeing one man pay alimony to another man or woman to woman. I do look forward to reading about judgments in divorce. I just think it’s nonsense to have these issues. I would rather see tax laws rewritten and health coverage for families change that see states change the way the human equipment is suppose to work. So to our politicians I thank you for being so stubborn that rather change the way we operate you would rather change the way people operate. The only thing now that California can do to make headline news in my book is to start digging a ditch around itself and pushing off to start a new country.

Is this anti-gay? No it’s not. It’s a different way to look at it as many Americans sit and read yahoo news thinking the same thing. I guess for me personally I am just tired of the “coming out of the closet speeches”, the crying becuase you know who you really are, the Will and Graces of America, and the in your face parades. If you want to be gay then do it, but really I am good without knowing or caring about it. You will never be remembered for being gay by myself and many Americans. I will never call it the alternative lifestyle, or the same-sex couple living down the road. You don’t see other states showboating nearly as much on subjects that don’t matter. This makes me wonder if they will even have to build a fence along that southern border now.

To the Californians that might see my point in all of this I thank you for having such an open mind to entertain this straight guys takes on the news that you received today. For those that won your right to marry good for you but please spare me the news, stories, blogs, and crying of how happy you are.