Like the United States the west coast was discovered through the gold rush of 1849. There was promises of riches and desires to find something better. These pilgrims never would of known it, but they hit one of the gayest rocks ever known to man. Like kryptonite for the heterosexual the California landscapes has battered and beaten even some of the strongest wills known to man. California used to hang in a straight fashion before being inhabited by people. You see clearly in the picture that pre-1849 looks quite different than today’s spooning Nevada-look. Well today on May 15th, 2008 we learned Gay Marriage is good to go (which was no surprise by a long shot, they probably needed a couple years after MA to calm down from being pissed they weren’t the first). Those gay guys looked so happy on the court steps that I could imagine how they would celebrate their night in their arms rubbing chest hair…ohh now that’s special. Continue reading
Monthly Archives: May 2008
I Want More Dicks
After watching Iron Man, I was relieved to find that someone, finally, did it right. I was never a fan of the comic, mostly because he was a part of Marvel’s legacy crew, A.K.A. The Avengers. There was zero character development, at least from the “I want it, now.” standpoint of a teenage boy. X-Men and Image comics offered more twists and turns. That aside, I was really impressed by the movie. I thought about it for a while to figure out, why? Sure, the acting and special effects were great, but ultimately the main reason I truly enjoyed it was because the bad guy was a real dick. The mark of a great superhero movie is a villain you can hate with a fiery passion. Continue reading
Church: Get Out There and Believe in Green Guys
Go ahead and do it! You are now free of the possible phone calls from the Vatican at Midnight while star gazing as of today when you even mumble that you believe in UFO’s or those pesky green Martians that continually probe our nation’s finest in areas that are less than desirable. So as of today I am going to tell everyone that I believe in aliens and I am going right to the nearest church to tell them I do as well. I will proceed to start drawing UFO pictures in the pews during the sermon and leave them everywhere. I mean hell, it’s a celebration now! I think the first picture I color will be my Priest holding my hand (with adult supervision of course) and me holding a Martian’s hand like a little family. Galileo and those persecuted in the past for thinking the sun was the center to today in which I have the freedom to think carbon actually inspired life elsewhere on a possible habitable planet in another galaxy. All I can say is damn am I so lucky to live in a free society where church is so forgiving. Continue reading
Another Vehicle Registration, Another Birthday
Amazingly enough each birthday is celebrated with friends, family, and loads of ecards. However, depending on your state, your birthday also comes with renewing your vehicle registration. So I get gifts then I give the gifts to my county in which I receive nothing in return for my payment. For those that know me you can understand I might have a frustration with this particular agency. Tomorrow is my birthday and I will have to move the numbers up by one to make 30 this year. For 30 I am one incredible man though, so you ladies don’t forget that. I can count, brush my teeth, walk and chew gum, and build websites (adult/non-adult depending on what you are looking for in your man). Continue reading
Black People Can’t Swim
I was enjoying my daily dose of Yahoo News this evening only to learn that black people can’t swim, or at least 60% of them can’t. The big plan is to target inner city kids and start teaching them how to swim. I think this is a great opportunity to reach them before a tsunami hits the inner city or pool purchases in the apartment complexes shoot through the roof. I know last time I walked through Atlanta or NYC, I had come close to drowning in the pool just off the patch of a shopping center. It was close but luckily there were white kids there to save me. If I remember correctly there were 5 of them and all 5 jumped in to save me. Continue reading
Fixing Fuel Cost – Build Better Cars
Fuel costs are high, and people don’t know what to do. We have our answers from our politicians and that’s either to stop taxing fuel through the summer or to get better gas mileage cars in the production. This is great but where is it going to help anyone in middle America? Of course everyone is up in arms, who wants to pay $60-$100 for a fill up? Who wants to spend the first 2 hours at work to pay for going to work? Who’s got two thumbs and answered not me to the first two questions? This guy.
So I can either save a few pennies per gallon or take out another loan for about $20K-$30K to buy a new vehicle and save money. These options sound completely insane to me. Why would I spend $20K on a new car just to save $1K-$5K on gas for a few years? This is the America I live in. We have no real answers or real solutions to real problems we face. Everyday I have the pleasure to read the junk that comes from our politicians. I am taxed, and of course re-taxed to buy thing. Why is my paycheck taxed so much? Why do Democrats want to raise taxes? Ahhh, I know…because everyone that makes these decisions make so much more than me. Continue reading
How Dare Battlestar Galactica Break Up With Me
If there is one thing that frakkin pisses me off more than accidentally pissing the bed half way into an erotic dream, is when TV shows break up with me instead of the other way around. I mean how dare they, how could they, and who the frak do they think they are? They can’t just rip Athena/Boomer from my retinas and think I won’t notice. Sure you might say ,”Easy dude, they are on DVD.” I say it’s not good enough and they should do way better than that homosexual show “Friends”. I mean a hot asian in space, bombs and bullets, and it’s in space. How awesome is that? Completely awesome to help you answer. Continue reading