I thought these had died out in the 90’s but it seems not. I was hit with a couple the other day but they weren’t funny. It was like the guy just wanted to get my goat by telling me he had sex with my mom. I am smarter than the average bear though and I know he did not, but he did seem creepy enough to do it. Some people you just have to base on their looks and then take personality in consideration later.

There are some things to remember if you’re going to get people with these jokes. The first thing you have to remember is to make sure you’re not odd looking enough for someone to believe you really did (this could be challenging for some). Once you have achieved step one proceed to lay down the law with a great punch line. Make the punch line something like ,” and she is still at my house.” Be aware that I may call your house to see if you’re lying. It’s tough to trust moms, especially when these rumors could be true. Lastly, try to update your jokes from the 90’s. We have all heard “Your mamma is so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters land on her”.

Thinking about it, I wonder if the gay community has the same problem with dad jokes. I don’t know the response I would have if someone came to me with a “I fucked your dad last night”. That would probably make me cry.